Why Jeff Votes Bush


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Due to recent polls around the U.S., it seems like quite a bit of people actually want John Kerry to win in the upcoming Presidential Election in November.  So, because all these people are confused, I've decided to create this page to show you why it's all about "W" and not Kerry.




To start off with...I found this pic and thought it explained Bush pretty well...










Now, for the biggest part of my argument....take a look at the following pictures...





Notice something GOOD about both of those??







Now take a look at these pictures...






Notice something BAD about both of those??







OK, let's clarify more...take a look at these...






...Good







Bad...











Alright, one last comparison...

HOT...




Not hot...








OK, if you haven't figured out by now...the hot girls are Bush's daughters. They are TWINS. What's better than 2 hot twins??

The "not so hot" girls are Kerry's daughters.


Now, guys, come on...who do you want to see more??  Bush's HOT twin daughters, or Kerry's daughters?

If we elect Kerry, Vanessa and Alexandra will be in the news more and more.  I think we can all agree we would rather have Barbara and Jenna (Bush's twins) in the news more often.


And I know electing a President is supposed to be about their "politics" and "views on issues".   But really, who cares about that???  It's all about the daughters.




So now, compare...


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...and go vote.





(By the way, I'm not really this shallow...but even if you did ACTUALLY compare Bush and Kerry instead of their daughters, we all know Bush kicks Kerry's butt in everything anyway.)
 

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